the guy is a loony. here's our little chat we had
Me:
I dounbt that XD < in answer to the now chatting with God comment
God:
Thanks for the information: said dounbt that XD.
Me:
???
God:
Thanks for the information: said dounbt that XD.
Me:
um... are you copying me?
God:
Next question? I don't know whether or not I am copying you.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
O_O really!?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
i thought you also had an actual boduy
God:
What happened to it.
Me:
i don't know its your body
God:
Would you like to know? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
it's it is
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yep
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
english class in school
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
yeah its alright
God:
Far out. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Just alright?
Me:
grammar sucked though
God:
Oh. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
um i heard you were going to be fired
God:
Uh. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
seems like it
God:
"it" being grammar sucked?
Me:
you lost me
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
you can try
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
loser XD
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
um will i ever get laid?
God:
Yikes! Ever is a long time. The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
well THAT'S helpful
God:
How about that. Makes sense to me.
Me:
i guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
i thinm you mean impressed
God:
That is interesting: said thinm you mean impressed.
Me:
you ne an upgrade don't you?
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
if your GHod you should know how old i am
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
a hah ha ha guh
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
rocks
God:
And giant sand is rocks.
Me:
makes sense tome
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
no one
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
git
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
6:20
God:
Are you usually online at this hour?
Me:
usually
God:
How often?
Me:
often
God:
Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
k
God:
Alright then.
Me:
um...
God:
Ah.
Me:
how old are you God?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
ok so who made you then?
God:
I see. I was created by Myself. Er.
Me:
??? you made yourself and activated yourself?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
how is that possible
God:
It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
Me:
it sure as hell does
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
ok then new topic
God:
How recently? What color are your eyes? Ah.
Me:
brown
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
? is not a place
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
oh ho
God:
Far out. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
you know what God your actually kind witty
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
that can change >

God:
" There is only one God." can change gt ? I understand.
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
why did you make life God?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok what's your view on the Bible
God:
There might be more than one. Take it easy.
Me:
there might be more than one Bible?! how are the other versions?
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
nifty
God:
Do you still ne an upgrade?
Me:
i doubt it but you never know
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
so what's your view on religeon?
God:
So? Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
you know what lets skip that one
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
how's your son these days?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
??? you are both God and Jesus
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am both God and Jesus.
Me:
im confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
i thought that God and Jesus were two seperate individuals
God:
Did you go to a religious school?
Me:
HELL NO!!!!
God:
7.
Me:
7?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
what is this 7 you speak of?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
so you were made recently even though life as we no it has been around for billions of years?
God:
Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
God I think you are fake
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
doesn't mean you can't be fake
God:
I think it does mean me can not be fake.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
oh really
God:
I see. For real.
Me:
have any hoobies
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
gossip is dangerousd God
God:
Dark_age said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether.
Me:
that aside you shouldn't spread gossip
God:
" Dark_age said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether." aside me should not spread gossip ? I understand.
Me:
i doubt that but oh well
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
so what kind of plans do you have for life in the years to come?
God:
Take it easy. What kinds of plans do you have for life in the years to come are there?
Me:
i don't really have any at the moment
God:
Not really? Would you like to have some?
Me:
what do you suggest?
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
anything else?
yep that was 10 minuets well spent

if you want to have a chat with rthe high and mighty himself (or his AI anyway) go here
[link]and with that this journal update is done. enjoy your time with God if you get the chance this is G-Master64 saying
amen

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- get my 360 repaired (DAMN RED LIFGHTS OF DEATH)
- Kirom Chronicle Sketches
- get Book 1 ON PAPER
- read books (3 in particular)
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- Devil May Cry 4
- Burnout Paradise
Banjo Tooie (I beat Banjo Kazooie)
- Donkey Kong 64
- Super Paper Mario
- Brawl (STICKERS XD)
- Super Mario Galaxy (COMPLETE)